Submissions

By submitting your halfhearted attempt at a story, poem, essay or play to The Mulligan you relinquish all creative control. Like a good, angry breakup or a cleansing, sweat-lodge freakout, The Mulligan provides closure between authors and the would-be works that nag them.

If you’d like to achieve such closure, paste your 500-word fragment below. In the subject line, indicate Beginning, Middle, or Ending. (If published, if you so desire, you may be published anonymously.)

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You may also submit a Mulligan: A complete story inspired by one of the orphaned beginnings, middles, or endings.

Paste your Mulligan in the body of an email with the subject “MULLIGAN”. Send that sucker to mulligansorphans@gmail.com

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If you do manage to turn one of these fragments into a best-selling novel or accidentally become a New Yorker wunderkind, we ask only that somehow, someway, you give credit to the lazy halfwit who penned the nugget that inspired your genius. 

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